George W Bush Presidential Library Burns Down

April 6, 2008

Crawford, Texas it is reported that the Presidential Library of George W. Bush burned down.

Fire started with space heater in the Ranch House bathroom.

Both Presidential books were destroyed.

The President was extremely distressed because he had not finished coloring the second book.

Did Cheney consoled him and promised to purchase another book of Cowboys and Indians for George Bush to color.

The book is to be purchased in the the state of Wyoming by Haliburton Services for $310,000.00.

The Republican National Committee (RNC) under the direction of Ann Colter, will purchase a 64 color crayon set for the President.

The president's spirits are lifted and he is ready to declare war on the world.